Monday, July 2, 2007

Looking ahead at the Dog Pound

On Hoghead’s approved reading list, I strongly recommend the Railroader players and fans read this book in preparation for the upcoming 2 games in Union City. I have read this book several times in order to master the concepts it describes. I’ve found it very helpful when doing business in Greyhound land. Here are a few tips:

a) First approach a Greyhound gently with the back of your glove extended for him to smell. This will let him know you’re friendly. You can then place a lease around his neck and lead him about under complete control.

b) In potty training the dogs, remember to stick their nose in any mess they make on the field. Every mistake they commit, make them pay dearly.

c) For fetching lessons, you must drive the ball in open gaps making them run hard and fast.

A few more words for the players. The Greyhounds are 10-3 at home, a tough place to play. That’s okay because you play well on the road at 8-4. The Railroaders are 2-3 against the dogs with 5 more games to go. This is a chance to go 4-3 on them. Time to pour on the stream for an uphill grade. Play as you’ve been doing and you’ll overcome any problems occurring during the games. Remember, Union City pampers their pooches. Take advantage and unsettle them, their weakness will show.

2 comments:

  1. I think we will muzzle those dogs!!! Their owners will not be giving them any dog treats after their two games with us. They need to learn a few new tricks -- roll over, crawl, or maybe just sit!!!!!!!! I know our Railroaders are capable of teaching them all of these.

    Lets go Railroaders and run over those Greyhounds!!

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  2. ITS LIKE THIS DUDE...WE CAN GO THEIR AND PLAY THE KIND OF BALL WE ARE CAPABLE OF AND BE TURNED OVER TO THE HUMANE SOCIETY FOR CRUEALITY TO HOUNDS AND JUMP INTO A NICE SPOT AT THE TOP, OR WE CAN.........O WE WONT EVEN THINK SUCH THOUGHTS, KEEP FOCUS GUYS,YOU CAN DO IT! THEY AINT NUTIN BUT A HOUND DOG MAKE EM SIT,ROLL OVER,PLAY DEAD, HOWL AT THE MOOON, AND WE WILL BLOW OUR TRAIN HORN!!!!

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